He’s Just Not That Into You (review: 4/5)

I’m fairly open to reading ‘girly’ books every now and then (see my reviews of Heidi Klum’s Body of Knowledge, How to Walk in High Heels, and The Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend). A friend of mine got me to read He’s Just Not That Into You: The No Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys. It’s a quick, fun read, and I think both sexes could benefit from it.
Perhaps there are limits to the no-nonsense approach. Co-author Greg Behrendt (writing with Liz Tuccillo) doesn’t have a whole lot of room for forgiveness, but you have to admire that he takes happiness so seriously. If you don’t set your own rules, then you’re setting yourself up for disappointment. There’s a lot of motivational talk (you are beautiful, you deserve the best, etc.). But while the message is insistent, the book doesn’t take itself too seriously. The end-of-chapter “worksheets” are delightful parodies of the usual junk in self-help books.

Here’s a good bit on drug-addled relationships: “So, he’s always stoned when he’s with you… You’re going out with someone that doesn’t enjoy you at your full levels. That’s tantamount to him liking you better when you’re in the other room.”

So maybe he’s super busy with work and school and gets a little tense and lashes out: “I don’t care if he’s studying to become the next Messiah. There is no reason to yell at anyone ever, unless you are screaming ‘Look out for that bus!'”

On breaking up and futile waiting & wishing: “100% of men polled said that when they broke up with someone, it always meant that they didn’t want to go out with them anymore.” Cold, hard truth.

On resistance to marriage: “You are allowed to have aspirations for your future and to know whether the relationship you’re in is going to take you closer to those aspirations or be the demise of them.” And that’s just generally good life advice.

The Best American Comics 2006 (review: 4/5)

A little slow getting to this one, but it was worth the wait. The Best American Comics 2006. There’s a lot to cover in the collection, so I’ll just highlight the authors and stories I enjoyed the most.
Joel Priddy, “The Amazing Life of Onion Jack”: a short bio of an aging superhero who really wanted to be a chef. I liked the clean stick figure styling in this one. Charming humor and great timing.

Lilli Carr?©, “Adventures of Paul Bunyan & His Ox, Babe”: the classic folk hero, re-imagined. Paul is a sensitive, Proust-reading guy with real-world difficulties. His well-paced dialogue with Babe is reinforced by this really clear, powerful sense of setting.

Ben Katchor, “Goner Pillow Company”: about pillows designed for sitting at windows. I like the basic concept here, briefly fantasizing about a world where people look out of windows instead of into our electronic boxes.

Jonathan Bennett, “Dance with the Ventures”: early morning, a guy goes scavenging for old records in the trash. I love the dramatic inner dialogue. You can instantly relate to it.

John Porcellino, “Chemical Plant/ Another World”: driving through a factory at night. I don’t know how, but he captures a spooky night-time scene in panels that are really white-heavy.

David Heatley, “Portrait of My Dad”: short vignettes about his father. I love the color and density of the pages. Here’s the first page. Just an all-around beautiful chronicle of the relationship.

Jessica Abel, “Missing”: an argument with a mirror, and an argument with a friend. The body language is wonderful in this excerpt from La Perdida.

Kurt Wolfgang, “Passing Before Life’s Very Eyes”: an old man dies, floats around, learns the truth. The dialogue borders on the preachy-casual, but the final panels are really satisfying.

Jesse Reklaw, “Thirteen Cats of My Childhood”: a memoir of family and feline relationships. I had expected to hate this one, but I loved it. It was more text-heavy than many of the others, so you can really dig in to the story.

The Elements of Style (review: 3/5)

I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. The Elements of Style is a handy little guide, sure. Brief, pithy. I suppose I’ve just heard it mentioned so many times that I was expecting a bit more. Honestly the best part of this particular edition of Elements was the illustrations by Maira Kalman. (Kalman has done a year-long illustrated story in the New York Times, which will soon be released in her book The Principles of Uncertainty.)
Elements didn’t earn a place on my shelf. It touches on some of the nuts and bolts of writing, and some of the philosophy, but none of the sections really feel complete. If you’re looking for clinical advice on commas and grammar, you’re probably better off with a dedicated grammar book or style guide. And if you’re looking to seriously clean up your text, and to apply some thought and reason to your writing, for my money the better choice is something like Joseph Williams’ Style: The Basics of Clarity and Grace.

The Devil in the White City (review: dnf)

It hurts so much when you want a book to be fantastic, but it’s not. Before I go there, I’ll mention a couple saving graces for The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America. There’s a great quote from one of the main characters, architect Daniel Burnham: “Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men’s blood.”
And there’s a cool literary connection. The book takes place during the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair. The main grounds were known as the “White City” for the use of pale stucco on the buildings, and the first widespread use of streetlights. If you’ll recall, there are a bunch of flashback narratives in Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth that also take place during the Chicago exposition. So it was cool to read Devil with some of the sense of wonder and awe and hardship in Chris Ware‘s comic.

I couldn’t finish the book, though.

I hate it when authors don’t trust the story or trust the audience to follow along without prodding. One example I’ll never forget is in the film The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Evil armies are on the march, folks are going to take refuge in Helm’s Deep. Gandalf has to run an errand, but he says to Aragorn, “Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.

And what do you know, a couple dozen scenes later, evil is at the door and prospects are bleak. But then Aragorn looks at a window with the morning sun shining in, and you get this ham-handed, idiotic Gandalf voiceover… “Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.” Uggghhh. Easily one of the worst parts of the whole trilogy. No trust in the audience to remember a great line, no subtlety.

In that vein, Devil author Erik Larson (no relation) does two things that drove me nuts. For one, he subdivides chapters into even smaller chunks. That doesn’t normally bother so much, but his mini-sections get as small as a paragraph or two, or even a lone sentence. Too choppy. The second nuisance—and this is what killed me—is the frequent use of a teaser phrase at the ends of these mini-sections.

  • Why anyone would even want a soundproof vault was a question that apparently did not occur to him.
  • But even he did not, and could not, grasp what truly lay ahead.
  • But again, that was later.
  • It was one more sign of a gathering panic.
  • Which terrified her.
  • Hays grew suspicious and watched Mudgett closely—albeit not closely enough.

Come on. The book’s jacket tells me there’s a serial killer in there. Foreboding is already built-in, no need to pile it on.

Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture (review: 2/5)

I heard about Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture in Believer Magazine a while back. It’s funny at times, with some good illustrations. I enjoyed being able to point to parts of the emo taxonomy and say “I know someone like that… and that guy… and that one…” And for the emo consumer, there’s a pretty good round-up of what you should be listening to, where you should buy your clothes, etc. The writing is really chatty, though, and I couldn’t help but feel that they were stretching to make a target word count.

Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game (review:3.5/5)

I’m prone to reading phases, veering off on thematic streaks. Do other people do this? For example, in the past year I read through the Edward Tufte corpus pretty much back-to-back (reviewed Beautiful Evidence and Envisioning Information), all but one of Steven Johnson’s (reviewed The Ghost Map, Everything Bad Is Good for You), the Scott McCloud comics trilogy (Understanding Comics, Making Comics, Reinventing Comics), etc. I’ve also had a religion/science kick and a language/grammar phase within the past year.
So after wrapping up Michael LewisThe Blind Side, this weekend I finished his earlier book, Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game. The question at hand: “What is the most efficient way to spend money on baseball players?”

The central character is the hands-on Oakland A’s General Manager Billy Beane. His story—that of the gifted athlete adored by scouts who crumbles in the majors—sours him on old-school baseball scouting and management. Beane discards baseball’s long heritage of subjectivity and gut instinct (e.g. “the good face“), and tries the objective, stat-crunching approach.

Winding in and out of this story, Lewis explores the work of baseball writer Bill James, the roots of the Society for American Baseball Research, and touches on sabermetrics. If anything, I wish there were more numbers in this book. I would have loved to dig in to some tables and really follow the statistical arguments. But at its heart, Lewis’ book is not a peer-reviewed research article, but a story. A pretty good one.

And as a tangential bonus, Lewis gives an little off-hand bit of writing wisdom:
“If you write well enough about a single subject, even a subject seemingly as trivial as baseball statistics, you needn’t write about anything else.”

The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game (review: 4/5)

I have never cared that much about football. Playing can be a blast, but I never watch it and I have only a vague sense of when the college & pro seasons begin. So, I was surprised that I enjoyed this book so much. The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game has a couple of stories going on. One, it’s about the evolution of football. And it’s also about race and class in America.
Michael Lewis starts with the evolution of the NFL strategy and the market for players. The NFL has roots as a rushing game, but later changes in official rules and informal bias led to the rise of passing and the notable West Coast offense. The new passing offense of the NFL befuddled some observers—quarterbacks thought to be below-average were able to perform well beyond expectations. And great quarterbacks, even better. It was the system, with all the right parts in place, that made it all work.

With passing as the preeminent strategy, you need premium quarterbacks. And with high-value quarterbacks, the opposition fields players (e.g. Lawrence Taylor) who want to destroy those quarterbacks. Which means that the formerly hum-drum role of left tackle becomes essential, as the protector of the quarterback’s blind side. And the demand in the NFL trickles down through college and into the high school level.

Enter Michael Oher, one of the top left tackle prospects in years. Explosive, nimble, flexible. Oh, and also 6’6″ and 322lbs. But he could have been stereotypical fall-out of inner city neglect. He was one of 13 kids with no father raised by a junkie mother in a blighted, predominantly black area of Memphis. Not good, all too common. But, through happenstance he got connected with a white family with money, social connections, high expectations, and a deep, abiding love—a social version of the West Coast offense. A potential statistic becomes a potential star.

The Book on the Bookshelf (review: 4/5)

The Book on the Bookshelf is a book about books… and shelving. If that doesn’t catch your attention, then there’s no hope. I’ve lost you already.
It’s a study of part of our relationship with books, the ways we created, studied, shared, and stored them. Henry Petroski touches on developments in bookbinding, the evolution of outward-facing spines, and the history chained books, among other things.

I love the research that Petroski did. In many of the chapters scrutinizes old photographs, architecture, and especially the illustrations that can be found in old books—Renaissance scholars in their studies, Medieval monks in their libraries, etc.. How big are the books? How are they bound? How are they physically organized? How do they lay? A book is both a container of information and itself a piece of historical evidence. Pretty cool.

The 4 Hour Workweek (review: 3/5)

Good book. I posted a while ago about my initial doubts and then how excited I became about this book as I began to read it. It all turned out fairly well, though I think the glow is gone.
Despite the hokey title, 4-Hour Workweek: Escape 9-5, Live Anywhere, and Join the New Rich seems to be pretty well grounded. It isn’t so much about the nuts and bolts of financial managment—you won’t find a lot of financial info about IRAs or 529 plans or whatever. It’s more about what author Tim Ferriss calls lifestyle design. Here’s how it boils down:

    Find ways to minimize interruptions and maximize time for what you want.
    Don’t stay in a crappy job.
    Don’t wait to retire—take mini-retirements along the way.
    Start a business selling products online.
    Outsource or automate most of the business.
    Use currency arbitrage to live well elsewhere.

The business side all sounds easy enough—and he lays out the steps pretty clearly—but as with most of these schemes, the magic doesn’t happen until you… y’know… actually do the work. The sections on respecting and maximizing your productive time are solid, though. Those are the parts that got me the most excited, and probably the most worth re-visiting.

If I have one reservation, it’s Ferriss’ nonchalance about lying. It has to be at least a half-dozen times that he suggests prevaricating to some degree, whether it’s used to avoid interruptions, to work from home or elsewhere, or to take some other step towards the long-term goal in lifestyle design. I don’t mean to taint his character—I don’t think he’s dishonest—but to someone like me who prefers to just shoot straight, it seems like careless advice.

Seven Types of Ambiguity (review: 3.5/5)

Elliot Perlman’s Seven Types of Ambiguity is a rolling, interminable voyage through a literary version of modern life. Long, but worth seeing it through. The story is told from seven points of view, events mainly surrounding a character named Simon, who, depressed and still obsessed with a college ex-sweetheart, kidnaps her child while absently maintaining a lop-sided relationship with a hooker who’s been servicing the ex-sweetheart’s current husband for the past two years. Et cetera. But for all the antics, it isn’t soap opera. It’s built from a slow, discursive, minutely detailed remembrance. There are also extended tangents into topics like health care, poetry, and the science of blackjack.

The Plot: The Secret Story of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion (review:3/5)

A couple weeks ago I flipped through The Plot: The Secret Story of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the last graphic novel that Will Eisner created. This one covers a curious bit of history that I never knew. The topic of Eisner’s book is another book, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion: a forgery, a book created ex nihilo and printed to promote antisemitic values. Eisner presents a historical account of its origins. Eisner’s artwork was steady and lively, not too different from any of his other work (but that’s not a bad thing). The story itself isn’t very dramatic or moving, but the facts are still compelling. Perhaps the best part of this book is that it exists. Yes, it’s wonderful to root out antisemitism, but mostly, I just thought it was refreshing to see a non-fiction graphic novel that isn’t a memoir of some sort.

Beowulf (review: 2/5)

I haven’t yet summoned the courage to tackle Beowulf in one of those authoritative translations yet, but I figured a graphic novel could do the trick. I tried Gareth Hinds’ graphic adaptation of Beowulf. The text is in a fresh translation, so it’s an easy read, but still has a noble, epic quality. I really wanted to like this one, but things didn’t work out. Some weird inconsistencies threw off the whole package for me.
It seemed like the art direction and illustrations took on a couple different styles over the course of the book. Some parts look hand-drawn and colored on computer, other parts look wholly of ink and watercolor. I think the paneling was a bit ad-lib, jagged, frantic–too excited for its own good. Especially in the early portions of the book, the poem is broken up into large chunks that are interspersed throughout the narrative. So, you end up with a couple of wordy pages and then a bunch of pages of pure illustration. I was a bit bothered that the action scenes were completely silent—I’m not looking for “POW” and “AARRRGGH” and “KER-THWAM”… I’m just not sure if the silence is because the original text glosses over the battles, or if it was the artist’s discretion. I have to admit that one very nice touch is the latter portion of the book, dealing with Beowulf’s final years. That final section is in a washed-out palette of grays, and the story has a sense of inevitability and confidence that I didn’t find in the rest of the book.

Plastic Man: Rubber Bandits (review: 5/5)

Kyle Baker’s Plastic Man: Rubber Bandits is absolutely hilarious. Pure entertainment, like watching a good Saturday morning cartoon (as in the Fox Kids era of Eek the Cat, the Tick, X-Men, Tiny Toons, Terrible Thunder Lizards, Batman: The Animated Series, etc.). This book, along with Baker’s other one, Plastic Man: On the Lam, has some of the best comedic writing I’ve seen. Plenty of sight gags—it seems like every panel has a little something extra. I love the snappy dialogue and self-aware parody: “Blast you, Trapper! My complex personal ethics force me to allow you to endanger the very fabric of reality to save a single human life!” Interestingly, although the silliness of the characters lend themselves to over-the-top illustration, most of the paneling maintains fairly traditional layouts with hard frames. It’s admirable restraint, allowing the colorful, sharp drawings and great characters to keep things exciting. This one and On the Lam are definitely worth a purchase. I just love it.

The Paris Review Interviews, Volume I (review: 4.5/5)

The Paris Review has been popular for years for its interviews with writers, focusing more on the authors’ methods and craft, rather than their products. The Paris Review Interviews, Volume I collects 16 of those interviews over the last half-century, a selection of novelists, poets, screenwriters, and even an editor. One of the unique aspects of the Review’s approach is that the interviewers review and refine and reconstruct the text in concert with the writers. There’s plenty of back-and-forth communication along the way from inception to print. I’ve never read a book full of interviews before, so one of the best parts was to be an observer of that proceess. I learned bit more about the difference between good interviewing (e.g. Borges & Christ) and bad interviewing (Hemingway vs. Plimpton). Of course, the more obvious privilege is learning from the writers themselves—reading about the ideas of really smart people who do really, really difficult work.
You’ll find a lot of great moments in this book. To pick just a few…

Robert Stone on the state of American fiction: “You have famous writers, but there’s no center. There are the best-seller writers, who are anonymous, almost industrial figures…” I love that! Nora Roberts is like GM, James Patterson is PepsiCo, Danielle Steele like Kraft; I can imagine them and their counterparts hulking along churning out self-similar merchandise.

Saul Bellow was interesting for his occupational humility:

There is such a thing as overcapitalizing the A in artist. Certain writers and musicians understand this. Stravinsky says the composer should practice his trade exactly as a shoemaker does. Mozart and Haydn accepted commissions–wrote to order. In the nineteenth century, the artist loftily waited for inspiration. Once you elevate yourself to the rank of a cultural institution, you’re in for a lot of trouble.

Kurt Vonnegut mirrors this attitude: “Trade. Carpenters build houses. Storytellers use a reader’s leisure time in such a way that the reader will not feel that his time has been wasted. Mechanics fix automobiles.”

Jorge Luis Borges is brilliant and his interviewer, Ronald Christ, seemed to be right up there with him. I expect conducting an interview is a lot easier with such a responsive subject, but I love how he was able to ask, prompt, suggest, hint… and just let Borges carry on. The result is the longest and probably the most engaging transcript in the entire book.

On the other hand, George Plimpton’s interview with Ernest Hemingway was simply awful, but in an interesting way. Hemingway comes off as a real jerk. Intelligent, serious, dedicated, but a jerk. For the most part, Plimpton rolls belly-up, yielding ground and changing the subject. It seems like he never really pressed or pursued or challenged. Then again, I wonder how literally accurate the transcription is, after the back-and-forth editing between writer and interview. There has to be some background story there.

I find a certain perfectionist kinship with editor Robert Gottlieb. His perspective:

What is it that impels this act of editing? I know that in my case it’s not merely about words. Whatever I look at, whatever I encounter, I want it to be good—whether it’s what you’re wearing, or how the restaurant has laid the table, or what’s going on on stage, or what the president said last night, or how two people are talking to each other at a bus stop. I don’t want to interfere with it or control it, exactly—I want it to work, I want it to be happy, I want it to come out right.

There’s some other good folks in there: T.S. Eliot, Truman Capote, Joan Didion, Billy Wilder, among others. This book probably has the highest educational-value to difficulty-of-reading ratio that I’ve come across in the past couple years. I would have blown through it in a couple of hours if I didn’t have to stop so often to bookmark a worthy exchange or ponder a claim. I hope the rest of the series holds up as well as this volume.

Animal Farm (review: 0/5)

This was the second book I read on the Appalachian Trail this summer. Unfortunately it was the only book I had available at the time, but I pushed through it. I was surprised how bad this book was. I just loved 1984, and I for the most part I’ve enjoyed Orwell’s essays and stories… but wow, what a disappointment. I guess the storyline was a too much of a bludgeon for my tastes.

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (review: 4/5)

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde was the first book I brought to read during my hike this summer, and also the first time I’d ever brought a book on a hiking trip. Loved it. I especially appreciate the roundabout style narration. You rarely get information first-hand, it’s almost all reported within the dialogue or letters from the characters. I think what I’ll most remember from this book is just the simple pleasure of reading it. When I was out hiking, sunset came around 8:30pm and darkness soon after. This was my last waking pleasure each night, just a few pages after dinner, reading until I got sleepy or just couldn’t see anymore.

Batman: Year 100 (review: 2/5)

So in Batman: Year 100 we have the typical gritty Gotham set in a climate of heavy-hand police state dystopia, etc etc. The year is 2039. Not too distant, but plenty of time for the world to go to crap. Enough time for the old Batman to die off and a new one to take his place. Or maybe it’s the same man…? The mystery of the new Dark Knight is unfortunately one that never gets resolved. He just sort of is, and does the usual foiling of nefarious plots. On the upside, there’s interesting artwork from Paul Pope and Jose Villarrubia, and I liked seeing Batman as a bit more of a ramshackle outsider, coming across as unexperienced and a bit clumsy and improvisational.
One of the better surprises was the little mini-comic stashed in the back of the book: Berlin Batman. This one revolves around the (true) story of Ludwig von Mises, a brilliant and outspoken economist who fled the Nazis at the cost of having his home ransacked and all his papers confiscated. Batman tries to stop it. It’s a cool little yarn, with a hilariously bourgeois/bohemian Bruce Wayne. It was great to see two of my personal thrills (Batman and Austrian economics) collide so unexpectedly.