Before College, Costly Advice Just on Getting In – NYTimes.com

Shannon Duff, the independent college counselor… says she ordinarily charges families “in the range of” $15,000 for guidance about the application process.
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While the going national rate for such work is about $185 an hour, a counselor in Vermont and another in New York City are among those who charge some families more than $40,000. Their packages might begin when a child is in eighth grade.

Someone please tell me this isn’t real.
Before College, Costly Advice Just on Getting In – NYTimes.com

When I heard that milk jugs are being redesigned for better efficiency, I felt a sort of witless glee. Part of that is my usual response to efficiency. And also because most of my high school employment was in the local Kroger, stores #444 and #432 (I still remember that…?). I mostly did night stock, but also spent one summer in the Dairy section. Although throwing crates around in the heat of the shelving moment is really fun,1 dealing with crates is a chore, every single day. Some days I would have killed for a nice waist-level pallet of jugs, rather than a 7-foot tower of crates. There’s also a good audio slideshow about the square milk jugs and some of the problems the customers are having. [via austin kleon]

1. Plenty of reasons I really liked stock work (lots of trade-offs, but still noteworthy): I got to work alone, but plenty of joking and yelling back and forth. I could yell or sing when I wanted. I got to walk around. There were very few irate customers at 3am, unlike a Saturday afternoon bagging groceries. There’s also a good bit of healthy destruction involved (wielding a box cutter, breaking down cardboard, tossing damaged product out in the aisles, etc.). And on most nights, things looked perfect when I’d leave in the early morning. I love that severe contrast. Make an absolute mess when I’m working, and then polish it to something where no one can tell it was any different.

The Elements of Style (review: 3/5)

I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. The Elements of Style is a handy little guide, sure. Brief, pithy. I suppose I’ve just heard it mentioned so many times that I was expecting a bit more. Honestly the best part of this particular edition of Elements was the illustrations by Maira Kalman. (Kalman has done a year-long illustrated story in the New York Times, which will soon be released in her book The Principles of Uncertainty.)
Elements didn’t earn a place on my shelf. It touches on some of the nuts and bolts of writing, and some of the philosophy, but none of the sections really feel complete. If you’re looking for clinical advice on commas and grammar, you’re probably better off with a dedicated grammar book or style guide. And if you’re looking to seriously clean up your text, and to apply some thought and reason to your writing, for my money the better choice is something like Joseph Williams’ Style: The Basics of Clarity and Grace.