We often buy ÄúI CanÄôt Believe ItÄôs Not ButterÄù despite its awful name and soul-withering chemical composition. Even the productÄôs faux-entertaining site refers to it as a Äúnutritious blend of oils.Äù… In fact, we just bought the ÄúlightÄù version of it, which is therefore some sort of simulacrum of the original.
There’s some great naming suggestions in the comments.
Mark Larson 