There are three kinds of critics: those who have importance; those who have less importance; those who have no importance at all. The last two kinds do not exist: all critics have IMPORTANCE.
[…]
How could one imitate a Critic? I ask myself that. Well, at any rate, the interest in doing so would be rather thin–very thin: we have the original–HE IS SUFFICIENT.
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Q. Does President Obama make for a good Auto-Tune?
A. You know, what was great from Obama was the campaign speeches. His campaign speeches were excellent, because he was sort of using that almost gospel-preacher rhetorical style.
Since he’s been president, he’s been so relaxed and sort of so laid back and cerebral and sort of intellectual. He’s not been quite as excellent for Auto-Tuning because there’s a lot more of a mumbly tone about him. A lot less of the “Yes we can!” and a lot more of the “Weeeeell, as we see …”

As a former(-ish) introvert, I think most of this is pretty spot-on. [via @sheatsb]
Update from Austin, which I should have researched in the first place: “this is a list by Linda Kreger Silverman, most probably from the chapter “How To Care For An Introvert,” in her book, Upside-Down Brilliance: The Visual Spatial Learner.”

In 1973, Toni and Ria Harting spent a small inheritance on three weeks enjoying 10 three-star restaurants in France.
“My mother was as adventurous as I am. She said to me, just before she died, ‘I don’t want you to put it in the bank. Use it for something nice…something that you enjoy.’ So I thought, ‘I enjoy France, I enjoy food, I enjoy travel, and I enjoy my wife.’”
[via funkaoshi]

Bittersweet Chocolate-Bourbon Pops. I made these this weekend and they are delicious.
Marginal Revolution: What is conservatism?
Another attempt at a fair summary. Great stuff. See also commentary from Julian Sanchez.
Marginal Revolution: What is progressivism?
An attempt at a fair summary.

Les Paul’s early solid-body electric, “The Log”.
http://www.viddler.com/player/8a7db6a5/
Guy Dupuy’s ridiculous new dunk. Off the bounce, over someone standing, between the legs. I like seeing the whole crowd flip out afterward.
Birds on the Wires on Vimeo. This is fantastic. Messiaen would be proud. (via waxy)
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Classic short story by Ambrose Bierce.
The general glut of information and opinion makes it disconcertingly easy to kid yourself about how well you understand a particular topic.
A Case of the Mondays. Jonathan Baker (@mondaynight) makes the case for Monday Night Brewery at IgniteATL.
We had a few complaints that the MP3s of our last record wasn’t encoded at a high enough rate. Some even suggested we should have used FLACs, but if you even know what one of those is, and have strong opinions on them, you’re already lost to the world of high fidelity and have probably spent far too much money on your speaker-stands.

A walk in wintry woods, Stockholm, Sweden.
Nancy Pearl’s The Rule of 50
When to give up on a book (from Book Lust):
“Believe me, nobody is going to get any points in heaven by slogging their way through a book they aren’t enjoying but think they ought to read. I live by what I call ‘the rule of fifty,’ which acknowledges that time is short and the world of books is immense. If you’re fifty years old or younger, give every book about fifty pages before you decide to commit yourself to reading it, or give it up. If you’re over fifty, which is when time gets even shorter, subtract your age from 100. The result is the number of pages you should read before deciding.
Heartily agree. This is why my reading log has so many DNFs. I still think I need to raise my standards, though.
Exclusive First Listen: Yo La Tengo on NPR
Hear the band’s 16th album, ‘Popular Songs’ in its entirety.
CANABALT
I don’t much follow the Flash games scene, but this one-button jumping game is great. (via snarkmarket)

