Clothundrum, noun.
Category: life
Over in Athens, Georgia you can find the Tree That Owns Itself [via paul armstrong]. See also the list of famous trees.
The 4 Hour Workweek (review: 3/5)
Good book. I posted a while ago about my initial doubts and then how excited I became about this book as I began to read it. It all turned out fairly well, though I think the glow is gone.
Despite the hokey title, 4-Hour Workweek: Escape 9-5, Live Anywhere, and Join the New Rich seems to be pretty well grounded. It isn’t so much about the nuts and bolts of financial managment—you won’t find a lot of financial info about IRAs or 529 plans or whatever. It’s more about what author Tim Ferriss calls lifestyle design. Here’s how it boils down:
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Find ways to minimize interruptions and maximize time for what you want.
Don’t stay in a crappy job.
Don’t wait to retire—take mini-retirements along the way.
Start a business selling products online.
Outsource or automate most of the business.
Use currency arbitrage to live well elsewhere.
The business side all sounds easy enough—and he lays out the steps pretty clearly—but as with most of these schemes, the magic doesn’t happen until you… y’know… actually do the work. The sections on respecting and maximizing your productive time are solid, though. Those are the parts that got me the most excited, and probably the most worth re-visiting.
If I have one reservation, it’s Ferriss’ nonchalance about lying. It has to be at least a half-dozen times that he suggests prevaricating to some degree, whether it’s used to avoid interruptions, to work from home or elsewhere, or to take some other step towards the long-term goal in lifestyle design. I don’t mean to taint his character—I don’t think he’s dishonest—but to someone like me who prefers to just shoot straight, it seems like careless advice.
For some reason I got to thinking about one of my favorite Seinfeld dialogues this morning. From the Male Unbonding episode:
ELAINE: Come on, let’s go do something. I don’t want to just sit around here.
JERRY: Okay.
ELAINE: Want to go get something to eat?
JERRY: Where do you want to go?
ELAINE: I don’t care, I’m not hungry.
JERRY: We could go to one of those cappuccino places. They let you just sit there.
ELAINE: What are we gonna do there? Talk?
JERRY: We can talk.
ELAINE: I’ll go if I don’t have to talk.
Ian Belcher writes about a week at a colonic spa, with a daily regimen of herbal pills and self-administered enemas. [via tim walker]
How to Be Creative, Gaping Void‘s long philosophical article on life, money, art, etc.
Jonathan Corum created a Personal Injury Warning System: “Each symbol is based on an injury I have received, and indexed by the date that I would have benefitted from such a warning.”
The King of Kong

I saw The King of Kong tonight—easily the most fun I’ve had at a movie theater in a couple years. I implore you to see it if it comes to your town.
<irony>Links aren’t life.</irony>
Like the proliferation of meta-humor that followed David Letterman and Jerry Seinfeld in the Äô90s, quirk is everywhere because quirkiness is so easy to achieve: Just be odd Ķ but endearing.
You don’t need a plan, you need skills and a problem. Good stuff. [via svn]
I’ve often felt this way: “Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.” G.K. Chesterton, On Lying in Bed.
I love the library
Part of my typical weekend routine is to go to the local library to get my fix. Great trip yesterday: aside from picking up a couple dozen cds and some promising fiction, I completely scored in the magazine section. Yesterday when I stopped by I found the latest issues of the New Yorker, National Geographic, Wired, Business Week, Economist, and Real Simple… all of them waiting there, as if they had been set aside just for me to take home. I’ve never had such luck.
I’d never heard of the Georgia Guidestones, a monument with six 20-foot slabs of granite standing upright, 100 tons of roadside attraction. Inscribed in 8 languages are 10 edicts:
- Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
- Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.
- Unite humanity with a living new language.
- Rule passion – faith – tradition – and all things with tempered reason.
- Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
- Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
- Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
- Balance personal rights with social duties.
- Prize truth – beauty – love – seeking harmony with the infinite.
- Be not a cancer on the earth – Leave room for nature – Leave room for nature
The monument is out near the city of Elberton, Georgia. Time for a road trip, I think.
I finally saw Paris, je t’aime last night, and loved it. (The first time I tried, the theater had a bizarre emergency closing.) Anyway, be sure to check it out if it comes to your neighborhood, and buy the DVD in November.
Cosmopolis (review: 1/5)
The only other book by Don DeLillo that I’ve read is White Noise, which I thought was rather fantastic. Cosmopolis, on the other hand, I didn’t like very much at all. From the review in the Guardian: “Overall, there’s a sense of gridlock. Which is apt thematically, but tough on the reader.” Have to agree.
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters is coming to Atlanta on September 7. “These two great gamers, one Salieri, the other Mozart, have grown to despise and fear each other and in so doing alienate the only person truly capable of appreciating their own achievement and greatness.”