This is so very me: “I start each night futilely trying to clear a workspace and end it when I can‚Äôt think of another website to visit.” Actually, my workspace is pretty tidy, but I can relate to the web-as-gravitational-vortex theory of non-productivity. That’s one of the reasons I love my nice, quiet WriteRoom for distraction-free progress.
And a bit more brilliance over at Crushing Krisis:

“When my work-time ended I promptly sat on the floor and fell asleep, face pressed against the crack beneath my door to catch a cool draft from the hallway.”

No, you may not see my receipt

I thought it was funny to see this little essay on businesses that check receipts at the exit doors. I had a similar experience a while back. Honestly, I was kind of hoping I’d run into one of these situations so I could make a valiant little stand for consumers throughout the nation. This was the first time anyone had ever asked me. Anyway, so I was at Fry’s…
[Scene: I was buying some things for my home office [document trays, labeler, file folders, & other geekery]. I paid up, got my bag, and headed confidently towards the exit. As I approached the door, I saw a man with suit, tie, and badge, wielding a highlighter in his hand.]

Store Guy [approaching with a smile] Hello! I’ll just need to take a look at your receipt.
Mark [walking past, with bag in hand ] No, thanks! Have a good day, sir.
Store Guy [blank expression, then recovering] Excuse me!
M [slowing, turning] Yes?
SG [following, hand to ear] What was that?
M [paused at door] I’ve got my stuff. I’m heading out now.
SG [approaching, highlighter at the ready ] Excuse me?
M – I’m… leaving…
SG [standing face to face] You can’t leave without checking your receipt.
M [deftly wielding a keyword ] Are you detaining me?
SG [kerflummoxed] Ah, no… I just need to check your receipt.
M – No thanks.
SG – It’s store policy.
M – That’s Fry’s policy for everything?
SG – Yes, our store policy is to check every receipt.
M – Hm. [pause] No thanks, I’m going to head home. Have a good day, sir.
SG [blank stare]
[Mark exits.]
[Exeunt]

So I honestly felt bad about giving him a hard time. I try to go out of my way to be a Good Customer, and I hate to be the one to make this guy’s afternoon go sour. But darn it, someone has to stand up to these incursions, and I would gladly repeat it. Though perhaps not in the near future at the same store. What do you about it? Do you stop and let them check? Do you go on out the door?

I was at work today in the library and saw the most wonderful thing. Over in the magazine section, there was an old guy reading. Grey hair, wrinkles, hunched in his chair. Maybe in his 60s-70s. He even had a walker to help him get around.
So what do you think he’s reading? National Geographic? Time? Smithsonian?

Nah. He was flipping through Transworld Skateboarding. Just when you think you know your customers…

A guy who thinks a lot about traffic has come up with experiments and solutions for traffic waves and jams… “It’s nonlinear soliton physics.” The basic idea is to leave a little space to ‘absorb’ the slowdowns, instead perpetuating them by joining the crowds of hard-brakers and quick-accelerators. I think my own experience agrees with this. Smooth, nuanced driving does seem to work better in traffic, and the added bonus is that you don’t get so emotional about the whole thing. Chill out, think Big Picture.

Weekend recap

I got back from Virginia this afternoon. There are few things that can make you appreciate stillness like driving 1400 miles. Funny thing about driving solo: you know you’re getting bored when you start talking to yourself. And you know it’s getting even worse when you stop talking to yourself. But it was a pleasant trip all in all. Great wedding, good friends, perfect weather, and all of my bad dancing that I’d really prefer others not to remember.
Staunton was a cool little town with some great old-school architecture in the historic district. I spent quite a bit of time pounding the pavement in the surrounding neighborhoods. Noteable landmarks were the campuses of Mary Baldwin College, and the Virginia School for the Deaf and the Blind. I also discovered that Staunton is the home of the Woodrow Wilson Presidential Library and the Blackfriar’s Playhouse, a modern-day replica of the 16th-century Blackfriar’s Theatre in London.

I noticed one particular thing when I was walking around that I thought was a little odd. Staunton is a hilly town, and like many hilly towns you’ll find the largest, most well-appointed houses on the tops of the hills. Wealth tends to rise like that. No surprise there. But when I was walking around in the town cemetery (the grey area on the map), the pattern was reversed. Down at the bottom of the hill near the main road you could find the half-dozen or so sturdy marble vaults for the wealthy folk. As you approach the top of the hill the plots were smaller and more densely packed, and the headstones generally more modest. So there’s a curious geographic reversal from life to death.

Of course, befitting the South, the very tip-top of the hill was reserved for a monument to fallen Confederate soldiers. Never forget, etc.

A lucid bit from Heather Armstrong’s recent trip to New York City: “I have finally cleared off the 4 gigs of memory cards I filled taking pictures in New York, and sadly more than half of them are blurry because every time I went to take a photo I kept thinking MUST KEEP MOVING. OR DIE. That city will totally do it to you, make you think that unless you are in a constant state of forward trajectory your lungs will stop working. And so everyone is running around on a small high of caffeine and panic, a feeling not unlike the buzz you get from certain ADD medications.”