
WOMEN NEVER LEAVE YOU. More of Austin Kleon’s de-signs. And more.

WOMEN NEVER LEAVE YOU. More of Austin Kleon’s de-signs. And more.
My heart goes is going ba bump ba bump ba bump.
Buster Keaton and the railroad ties in “The General”. Fast-forward to 1m10s for one of my new favorite movie stunts.
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The General. I’ve grown to love me some Buster Keaton. Seems like every scene in this movie has a laugh built-in. But it’s not just a gag to hold you over until something happens. They’re all connected with the chase or to at least show you what the hero is like. And I love the efficiency of the stunts. Everything seems so cleanly done. Great stuff. Roger Ebert on The General. Update: This movie is also set in my home state of Georgia. Just sayin’…
In the Heat of the Night. Pretty good. I didn’t realize this movie was so old. 1967!
…but…
There are three kinds of critics: those who have importance; those who have less importance; those who have no importance at all. The last two kinds do not exist: all critics have IMPORTANCE.
[…]
How could one imitate a Critic? I ask myself that. Well, at any rate, the interest in doing so would be rather thin–very thin: we have the original–HE IS SUFFICIENT.
A Hymn in Praise of the Critics: Those Whistling Bell-Buoys Who Indicate the Reefs on the Shores of the Human Spirit, by composer Erik Satie. Vanity Fair, September 1921 [pdf]. If you only know him via his Gymnopédies, you might not expect him to be such a goofball.
Q. Does President Obama make for a good Auto-Tune?
A. You know, what was great from Obama was the campaign speeches. His campaign speeches were excellent, because he was sort of using that almost gospel-preacher rhetorical style.
Since he’s been president, he’s been so relaxed and sort of so laid back and cerebral and sort of intellectual. He’s not been quite as excellent for Auto-Tuning because there’s a lot more of a mumbly tone about him. A lot less of the “Yes we can!” and a lot more of the “Weeeeell, as we see …”
Interview with the Gregory Brothers of “Auto-Tune the News” fame.

As a former(-ish) introvert, I think most of this is pretty spot-on. [via @sheatsb]
Update from Austin, which I should have researched in the first place: “this is a list by Linda Kreger Silverman, most probably from the chapter “How To Care For An Introvert,” in her book, Upside-Down Brilliance: The Visual Spatial Learner.”

In 1973, Toni and Ria Harting spent a small inheritance on three weeks enjoying 10 three-star restaurants in France.
“My mother was as adventurous as I am. She said to me, just before she died, ‘I don’t want you to put it in the bank. Use it for something nice…something that you enjoy.’ So I thought, 'I enjoy France, I enjoy food, I enjoy travel, and I enjoy my wife.’”
[via funkaoshi]

Bittersweet Chocolate-Bourbon Pops. I made these this weekend and they are delicious.
Another attempt at a fair summary. Great stuff. See also commentary from Julian Sanchez.
An attempt at a fair summary.

Les Paul’s early solid-body electric, “The Log”.
http://www.viddler.com/player/8a7db6a5/
Guy Dupuy’s ridiculous new dunk. Off the bounce, over someone standing, between the legs. I like seeing the whole crowd flip out afterward.
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Birds on the Wires on Vimeo. This is fantastic. Messiaen would be proud. (via waxy)
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Classic short story by Ambrose Bierce.