theonion

12 posts

1. Professor Sees Parallels Between Things, Other Things November 26, 2013
2. Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities | The Onion June 3, 2013
3. Tim Duncan encourages teammates to be fathers first May 26, 2013
4. Find the thing you’re most passionate about, then do it on nights and weekends March 21, 2013
5. Internet Users Demand Less Interactivity | The Onion February 4, 2013
6. Onion Talks: “Yes, I’m an idea man” January 11, 2013
7. Fighting Continues Over World's Holiest Bombing Sites | The Onion November 20, 2012
8. I know these are masterpieces September 17, 2012
9. Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa | The Onion January 7, 2011
10. In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit? | The Onion August 26, 2010
11. Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed | The Onion March 31, 2010
12. New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less June 8, 2008