So jealous of Lain Shakespeare’s Atlanta moment:

Dude on MARTA dances alone in the center of the car. He’s good! An onlooker criticizes, says he’s not dancing “ATL enough” & challenges him.

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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The onlooker gets up and dances to show how it’s done. He’s good too! They dance battle. Everyone else is half-delighted, half-uneasy.

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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We pull into a station, they stop. Meanwhile, a woman gets caught moving between cars. The door jams! Moment of panic, then she tumbles out.

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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She nearly falls over, regains footing by momentum-dancing up the aisle. She’s embarrassed but rolling with it, right toward battle dudes.

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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Battle dudes recognize her embarrassment & dance-beckon. They all dance together until the next stop. Everyone is delighted! Cheers erupt.

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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We arrive at the next stop. Everyone sits, the crowd elated. The moment passes with delighted hush. As if on beat, the second dancer says:

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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“Yo, who wants to buy some liquor?!” He opens a backpack revealing like twenty mini vodka bottles. And right then, the door opened: my stop.

— Lain Shakespeare (@lainshakespeare) November 16, 2013

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