ecantwell:

Things That Wake Up My Baby:

• the sound of me pouring milk on my cereal
• sneezing
• the door closing
• the dog barking at invisible squirrels
• a spoon stirring cream into coffee
• his own arms moving involuntarily

Things That Do Not Wake Up My Baby:

• the microwave
• the screams of people getting brutally murdered on television
• books falling on the floor
• the dog barking at actual men outside our house
• loud laughter
• power drills being used in the next room