The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld, via Austin Kleon. That stuff is so good. I remember a couple years ago, at a thrift store, I saw a copy of Poetry Under Oath: From the Testimony of William Jefferson Clinton and Monica S. Lewinsky. I wish I'd bought it. This review of Poetry Under Oath has quite a few excerpts and some of them are pure gold. "The Word 'Is'" is a classic:
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is
If the--- if he--- if 'is' means is and never has been that is not---
that is one thing
If it means there is none that was a
completely true statement